Pooping in the Wild is CEWL!
HELLOOO! Welcome to the BEST invention for the great outdoors since neanderthals created “animal hide wipes”. You guessed it, this is the best biodegradable butt wipe in all the land. Bear Butt Wipes provides everyone an opportunity to reconnect with nature in ways you never imagined. That's right, we’re talking about the primal joy of pooping in the wild. Before you squirm in your seat, hear me out: there’s more to this rugged ritual than just freeing yourself from the confines of porcelain. We created this product for 3 main reasons: Stopping an itchy butt, Convenience, and Eco-Friendliness.
- Stopping an ITCHY Butt
Few things create a painful and lasting memory quite like sharing a moment with a leaf in nature… and no, I’m not talking about a scenic leaf tour in the fall. Finding that perfect spot to drop your deuce has always been a situation for a “poor” leaf to solve. Until now, there wasn’t a great option for the fellow outdoors men and women to properly relieve themselves from start to finish in the wild. Bear Butt Wipes provides just that, with an oversized 7x7 wipe you are able to properly clean the entirety of your selected body surface until squeaky clean. You will never again have to worry about an itchy butt from broken off pieces of dried leaves in your crack or the unfinished missed spots.
- Convenience
Modern conveniences have their perks, but let’s not forget the thrill of going full cave -man and -woman . Dropping your drawers and squatting in the wild is like channeling your ancestors who were probably doing the same while dodging saber-toothed tigers. It’s an instant reminder that, at our core, we’re all just wild humans with a little more tech. Another reason for developing Bear Butt Wipes, which was for ease of packing. Adventures can take you all over the world and in the wild, but packing toilet paper is never on the top of your packing list. Now it can be, because you don’t have to sacrifice the minimal storage one has when going out. Not only are these wipes good for the trails/woods, they are also convenient for the stay at home mom trying to get a walk in at the park with her children. Our goal is to lighten your load, while you drop a load.
- Eco-Friendly in the Extreme
Ever wondered what happens to all that toilet paper and waste? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t just vanish into thin air. By pooping in the wild, you’re minimizing your ecological footprint. A well-placed hole, covered up properly, allows nature to do its thing—decomposing your waste and turning it into nutrients for the soil. It’s like giving Mother Earth a tiny gift! Being plant based and biodegradable is a must when it comes to wiping in the woods. Bear Butt wipes provide just that, one or two rains and your left behind (and I’m not referring to your left cheek) wipe will be properly re-intro’deuce’d back with the plants from where they came.
So next time when nature calls, remember: pooping in the great outdoors isn’t just a necessity; it’s a celebration of all things untamed and wonderfully human. Go ahead, embrace the wild side—and don’t forget to pack your Bear Butt Wipes!
Happy adventures and happy “Nature”al relief! 🌲💩
